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Scooby on Katzenworld TRT #250!

You may view Scooby joining Katzenworld TRT #250 today! This is not the first time, but it is a new photograph!

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NOTE: New post featuring the two boys tomorrow Wednesday!

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I Want Your Chair

I want your chair really requires no narrative. We have been through it a thousand times. Resistance is futile. Your cat will walk all over you and try and force you out, until you give in. Now, if you happen to sit in another chair, that chair is the one the cat will want. It wants what you have. Always!

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I want your chair now
Scooby on chair
Thank you for getting up. You had no choice!
Scooby asleep
Come back in five hours! I’ll be hungry then.
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Scooby’s Outlaws in “The Great Train Robbery”

The Great Train Robbery

Built in Buffalo in ’98
A steam loco made fur pullin’ freight,
Passengers, mail–I will not quibble–
Car loads full of golden kibble!
The word leaked out that fateful day
Scooby’s Outlaws arrived to play
At the gamblin’ wheel, I’d say.
Calamity Opie grabbed the nail
And spun that wheel ’round with her tail!
She had a tight ferocious grip,
And used her tail just like a whip.
30 Red–she’d not be beaten!
Some folks thinkin’ she be cheatin’.
“Best be moving on now girl.
Don’t give that wheel another twirl.”
Zeke the Kid glared at the crowd
While Opie started growlin’ loud!
Zeke’s long claws began a flexin’
Like an old gunfightin’ Texan.
They all moved slowly to the door
Until they’d gone and seen no more.
Men loaded great big kibble sacks
Into the freight car on the tracks.
The Scooby Gang on silent paws
Climbed up the car’s sides with their claws.
Resting finally on the roof,
They groomed their fur–remained aloof.
Twenty mile they held on tight,
‘Specially when the train turned right!
Scoob decided time for action
When the engine lost it’s traction,
Brakin’ for a paid-off Moose!
“It’s time to cut the caboose loose!”
Brewing coffee warm inside
Was old conductor One-Eyed Clyde.
“Sorry, Clyde! Have a nice ride!”
Opie grinned coquettishly
When the coupler pin pulled free.
“In another mile or so,
We’ll cut the freight car loose and go,
Packing out these bulging sacks
Of golden kibble on our backs.”
The loot was never seen again,
And that is all I know, my friends.

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Scooby and his Banana / Name Change

Scooby has a catnip banana!

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Scooby enjoying his catnip Banana!

Note from the Editor in Chief: Wednesday March 20th, 2019, by popular demand, there will be a new ‘tail’ of the old West starring Scooby, Calamity Opie, and Zeke the Kid. Due to copyright issues, the “Scooby Gang” will now be referred to as “Scooby’s Outlaws”. If you have another name suggestion, add it below.

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New Story Wednesday March 20 2019