I Want Your Chair

I want your chair really requires no narrative. We have been through it a thousand times. Resistance is futile. Your cat will walk all over you and try and force you out, until you give in. Now, if you happen to sit in another chair, that chair is the one the cat will want. It wants what you have. Always!

Scooby
I want your chair now
Scooby on chair
Thank you for getting up. You had no choice!
Scooby asleep
Come back in five hours! I’ll be hungry then.
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Happy Birthday Opie!

Happy Birthday Opie! You are ten years old today. You do look younger than that. Let us first remind everyone you are a girl and not a boy, don’t have red hair, and don’t live in Mayberry. You used to belong to a neighbor who lived behind my house, but you liked my house better and moved in. The neighbor let me keep you. How lucky was that? Fortunately you have stayed here with us and never moved on. Happy Birthday Opie!

happy birthday Opie trolley
Happy Birthday Opie Trolley
Opie Greg
It’s My Birthday!
Opie Kicker
I like the smell of this!
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